Tuesday, March 3, 2009

SIERRA (HAS NO MIDDLE NAME) AINGE

Ok, so Sierra Ainge...what can i say about Sierra Ainge? She pees on peoples legs while spooning, and walks around in her underwear. She has the singing voice of an angel, and likes to scream randomly. (everytime i think of sierra i think of the time that she told me that in all of her home videos she is in the background screaming her head off and everyone in the room is ignoring her...hahah i just peed from laughing!) ok...um so sierra ainge is the coolest thing since sliced bread, not only does she have the booty of J.Lo(times like 50) but she has the best sense of humor and ill bet she is just tickled to death that i would write my first blog about her. then again she is probably like maria why arent you writing in your  native language (spanish) well if i worte in spanish sierra wouldnt be able to read it! silly! so back to the main topic of this disaster of a blog already! sierra ainge! She is pretty much my BFFE (i know you dont really need the E on the end of BFFE but i like to put it there! lol ps....sierra hates it when people say lol! lol and one for the road...lol! ok im done with lol-ing. sierra and I met in Rexburg Idaho, its true folks, Rexburg is where we met, oh those were good times, but i dont like to live in the past. in fact right now i am going to tell sierra's future...all hispanics can tell the future just so you know! 
in the year 2015 sierra will be a successful elementary school teacher, wife, and mother. She will have 5 children by then, all of them under the age of 5 (hahah) and her husband will be a very rich and well-to-do man who is over 6 feet tall and who can kick sierras butt at basketball. She will be one of those 25 year olds who commonly forgets to put her pants on beofre leaving the house and who goes to church wearing only her bathrobe and a pair of bunny slippers! Not only will she be very active in PTA (geez shes dedicated...none of her kids are even in school!), but she will be the Gospel Doctrine teacher and the primary chorister! holy goodness that girl will show everyone who is boss! look out world! 
so im done telling her future, but you just wait and watch it come true! well this has been fun logging about my bestie, and though some of the things in here may be a little over-the-top rediculous, most of it is true! go sierra ainge! you rock my world girl!

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